Doctor Who - The (Pokémon) Master
I lolled.
lolololololol
I don’t know why the “Protestant” edition is so much better. The list above sounds like stuff I’d expect a good amount of “Protestants” to believe.
[Disclaimer: there are awesome Protestants and Catholics. There are not awesome Protestants and Catholics. But they’re all Christian and only Catholics like the Pope.]
Still better than the Religious Extremist Playthrough, which (in addition to the CP requirements) requires you to use only your starting Pokémon, knock out—or be knocked out by—every other Pokémon you see (no running away), and white out every other trainer, UNTIL SUCH TIME as you can acquire a Pokémon capable of using Explosion. After that, you must use only Explosion.
Shockingly, the REP doesn’t have many adherents.