ephemera

January 8, 2013

isahbellah:

theoncomingstormcos:

isahbellah:

theoncomingstormcos said: I HAD THIS EXACT THOUGHT NEW YEAR NIGHT. I was just laid in my bed with my friends trying to sleep and just suddenly cried and went ‘think how big Hulk’s dick must be’. I was ignored after that buT SERIOUSLY

no, seriously, back when I was watching the movie in the theathers I watched it four times

and one of those times it was just me and Jessica (one of my friends)

so by that time we had watched the movie plenty of times already so we didn’t worry about paying attention to the plot, so we were just talking about the movie

and then she goes “IMAGINE THE SIZE OF HULK’S PENIS”

and i’m like “OMFG” BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, HIS DICK WOULD FUCKING HURT ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE JHUIYGUTFYRDASFGJYHK

imagine having sex with bruce

but then bruce gets angry

and then bye-bye genitalia!

I thought about it when I saw it in cinema once, but on New Year’s night as I was trying to sleep. I’d being talking about Gammafrost to one friend who was staying over, and everything went silent… and then I suddenly just sat up and went ‘just think about Hulk’s dick.’
I DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT THOUGHT CAME FROM THOUGH. ~~Except it was like 2/3am and some of the worst ideas occur then.~~

It’s worse though, because I then was thinking about how he’d basically destroy anyone he tried to have sex with and I wondered out loud if a Frost Giant would be big enough to contend with it. After that though I had a mental break down and stayed as close to my wall as possible because that wasn’t really an image I wanted to see.

Nothing would be able to contend with it though man ghjwafonlfsg

jfc JIDSDUGDAHA

but okay, even if Jotun!Loki and Hulk tried to have sex

still wouldn’t work, bro :\ because Loki’s kind of… he’s not a “full” frost giant, remember? Laufey left him for dead, and as much as I don’t like Odin, if it wasn’t for him Loki would’ve probably died :\

Also, let me give you something a little bit more… visual…

Look at the fucking size of this motherfucker.

That’s the ENTIRETY of him.

I thinnk his dick would be the size of his leg, which is like… 4 feet? holy fucking shit have mercy little green

(Meanwhile, Bruce is the shortest guy <3 brucie, you cutieeee let me love yoooouuu)

Also, I just wanted to show you this part of the chart because aw Tony look how short you are <3

Although he’s one inch taller than Bruce XD

And Loki is one inch smaller than Thor…

but yes, back to the point: LOKI DOESN’T CHANGE MUCH WHEN HE GOES BLUE, SO IF THEY ATTEMPTED SEXY TIEMZ, LOKI WOULD BE A BLOODY MESS AND N O P E PJOIHUGYTDRYFAGJ

I often feel the need, when this kind of conversation appears on my dash, to remind everyone that not only are we dealing with some ridiculous proportions, but also that we are talking about a dick that can smash through concrete.

Okay, continue.