“Since its discovery, we’ve learned that the Millenium Falcon can be selectively bred to enhance certain traits more easily than with other species of falcon,” explained Dr. Ohlo. “Since discovering the species, I’ve done a few modifications myself, and the Millenium Falcon can now go point five past its previous flightspeed. We’ve put it through a series of tests, and it can complete the Kestrel Run in less than 12 minutes.”
Fellow Laboratory scientist Cal Riessen, who claims credit for the species discovery and objects to genetic modifications of animals, calls Ohlo a “slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler,” adding, “What have you done to my bird?”
Lab assistant Hugh Baccha added, “Rrroaaalllgghhh.”
A change of pace from all the SOPA/PIPA talk.
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