ephemera

Fleeting moments of internet interest.


by Jonas Wisser

Verily! Those who believe and those who are Jews and Christians, and Sabians, whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day and do righteous good deeds shall have their reward with their Lord, on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve.

Surat Al-Baqarah [2:62] - The Holy Qur’an - القرآن الكريم

In other words, according to the Qur’an, if you’re an Abrahamite (no, not the other kind) and you really believe in God and Judgment Day, and you do good works here on Earth, you’re pretty much set if Islam turns out to be the Truth—whether you consider yourself Muslim or not.

Of course, 3:85 says that anything other than Islam—literally, “submission (or surrender) to God”—will not be accepted by God and will make you a loser (listen, I just report ‘em). I, and many Muslims, read that as a requirement of surrender to God’s will rather than a literal requirement to follow the Islamic religion exactly. Between 2:62 and this interpretation of 3:85, if you’re one of the People of the Book, and live according to God’s will, you’ll be vindicated come Judgment Day.

Hear that, American Christians? Real Muslims and Allah think you’re pretty cool; it’s just the crazy militant fundamentalists you have to watch out for.