aww, I love you too, jeffrey
Kesha and bad cosmo sex tips all in one post?
I have always found eating:sex figures of speech to entirely creepy. If you just want to “take a bite out of him all over”, maybe you need to see a psychiatrist. Yes, I’m looking at you, Kaylee from Firefly.
Hahahha fuck I swear these writers are just out for shits and gigs. Imagine if someone said that to you…how attractive
a guide to being Jess Little
SO SEDUCTIVE MY BODY IS READY
archedeyebrow is full of good shit today, haha.
WHAT IF YOU DON’T EAT MEAT. GUYS. DID I TELL YOU HOW I DON’T EAT MEAT???? CUZ I DON’T.
What. The. Fuck.
Works every time ;-)